Amazing random thought?!?!

If it’s safe for birds to land on power lines, why don’t they train birds to fix them when they break?

5 days. Screw you procrastination.

Yesterday was Sunday. Marvelous day. I spent it inside on my computer. I’ve been playing a new game. My new addiction. FreeAllegience. It’s free. It’s part RTS part space shooter. Possibily the coolest online multiplayer game ever. It is a shame that a lot of people still don’t play it. It does the game no justice.

Robin Williams was on HBO last night, doing a stand-up comedy bit. I have realized that people have a valid reason for not liking him. He uses the F word, “vagina”, and “penis” EXCESSIVELY. It’s basically a 15-year-old teenager standing on stage and saying whatever they like. Most of it is rather distasteful. I think he is on drugs, because he just cannot stop talking at insane speeds.

There was one bit where he said he was on a German talk show and the Germans asked him why he thought Germans weren’t funny. And he said, “Don’t you think you killed all the funny ones?” They returned rather puzzled looks. I will give him credit for that.

I have no way of printing my essay for English, and it is due today. I also have a website due tomorrow and a program due Wednesday. Horray.

My school has excellent security for their network. They use a company which returns a bunch of false servers when you try and ping them. You have to enter a password in your browser to access the wireless. I am bewildered because I have never seen this until I came here.

For my journal my teacher wanted me to write in a paper journal. I will ask her if I can just print this out and turn it in. I hope she says yes. I have the burden of forgetfulness. I can’t remember to write in the dang thing. I’m always on the internet, so that’s why I’m doing it here.

I just attempted to smash a gumball with my prescription bottle. The bottom was rather brittle, and shattered on impact. The gumball became lodged in my bottle, and I had to transfer the remaining medication to a zippy baggy. God I’m stupid. Why am I still alive?

xD

Survival of the fittest? Fit to do silly things, I say.

The light! I’ve seen the light!

My biology teacher said he used to be a business major until he “saw the light” and switched to biology. He then urged us to change our majors. Of course, everyone in the room laughed. It’s a general ed biology class. Everyone hates it.

I downloaded Mozilla Thunderbird. I put all my email addresses on it. It is really convenient. I like it a lot better than I did outlook. All the addons and themes. My email now fits in with all the cool kids.

I am major procrastinating with my art project. I was supposed to build a website with a flash header. Ugh. I thought it would be easier than it is. It is not.

I have recently seen the light with freeware games. I’m downloading more stuff to fill up my block of procrastination in my daily planner. I only wish my internet was faster. Some of these game files are only 50mb and are still failing to download within a decent time period.

BAM. Potatoes.